I was on a website and noticed a small pop-up in the corner. All I saw were the words:
For a brief moment I forgot everything I knew about the internet (and the laws of nature, apparently) and believed there to be actual cookies available to eat at that very moment, if I just reached into the screen to grab them. I was already wondering where on the page they might be located when I was suddenly slapped back out of bizarro world and returned to this one.
It felt like I was there about 10 seconds but in reality, from seeing the notice to realising that I’m finally losing it, only a couple thousandths of a second had passed. OK…a couple hundredths of a second.
I blame my current obsession with finding a quality cookie dough scoop.